Musings of a Hippie From the East

"Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence" - Gautama Buddha

WTF, Evolution? Honors Natural Selection’s Most Baffling Creations

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse:	"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:	"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:	"So he's your...."
Me:	"Friend."
Nurse:	(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:	"11."
Nurse:	"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:	"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:	"You're sexually active, then."
Me:	"Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:	"How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:	"Uh. 0."
Nurse:	"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:	"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:	"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:	"With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me:	"I fuck girls."