"Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence" - Gautama Buddha

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse:"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:"So he's your...."
Me:"Friend."
Nurse:(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:"11."
Nurse:"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:"You're sexually active, then."
Me:"Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:"How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:"Uh. 0."
Nurse:"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:"With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me:"I fuck girls."
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jonstich:

Hooked on a Feeling / gouache and pen on bristol / 2013

jonstich:

Hooked on a Feeling / gouache and pen on bristol / 2013

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estimfalos:

In Vino Veritas - Ole Brodersen

12 hours of alcohol-consumtion documented with 1 photo every hour. 

More photos here

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lacigreen:

lifeis4chumps:


lepreas:

ColoGNE you fucking imbeciles. 


omfg colon im dying


1billion% dead

lacigreen:

lifeis4chumps:

lepreas:

ColoGNE you fucking imbeciles. 

omfg colon im dying

1billion% dead

(Source: twitter.com)

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Behind the scenes of The Silence of the Lambs.

(Source: strangewood)

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